Target Practice
It is getting close to that time of year again. The snow is going to fly in the next couple of weeks and that means biathlon season is just around the corner. This year I am thinking about trying some alternative training methods.The capstone of this "non-traditional" training program would be to head over to D's hood for some target practice at all of the wack jobs she lives around. Please make sure you check out these characters at D's Crunk Corner before you tell me this wouldn't be a great cross training opportunity.
The fat chick stripping on the telephone booth is pretty much a gimmie. The bums sitting in the fountains would also be pretty easy targets. But I am guessing that I would probably have to chase the guy in the "Miss Congeniality" look a like outfit.
D don't worry I will warm up by taking Country Crock out of the picture.
Standard disclaimer: I am not really going to shoot anyone.
posted by TSBAllStars3 @ 12:25 PM
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27 Comments:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! LeRoy, it's me and you baby!!! Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith taking out the neighborhood!!!! Yea!!! Target practice!!!! [insert me cleaning my smith and wesson 9mm w/ silencer and laser pointer now]
p.s. I luv you man!
D I thought you might like that. I will shoot tradition through the sites with the rifle on my shouler and you can shoot ghetto style with the gun horizontal and an arm pump between each shot. You can also close your eyes and look away while shooting in the general direction of the target too. That would definitely add to ghetto persona.
We can both yell "yeah, yeah where you at now punk?" after a flurry of round are fired. I will flip over to a more ghetto role on the yelling stuff because normally city kids don't yell anything tough in these situations.
Oh this sounds like a fun event. Wish I could attend and cower under a fire escape somewhere just to watch. (though I know you're not really going to shoot anyone ... kinda ... I think).
I could always help you guys by cupping my hands around my mouth and yelling stuff like "YEAH baby... git that mutha" ... now really, how motivating would that be?
(thanks for stopping by again and for adding me to your links!)
WEARY- lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN DEFINITELY JOIN US!!!
LEROY - YOU ARE TOO MUCH, I CAN JUST SEE US DOING THAT NOW!!!! POSSEE IN EFFECT!!!
STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS..........OH WE WOULD GET IN TROUBLE TOGETHER, LEROY!!!
Err buddy best be skurk of r "community cleanup" plan
SEPTEMBER 8, 2005
CONGRATULATIONS TO LEROY FOR EARNING HIS DEGREE IN GANGSTAOLOGY. YOU HAVE FINISHED A QUESTIONAIRE AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR USE AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GANGSTA WAY.
SIGNED,
D CRUNK
LeRoy goes outside and pours out some OE on the front lawn for all the homies and empties the clip from his 9 in the air. As the shells rain down on the ground a tear of joy rolls off his cheek. He reaches into his back pocket and wipes the tear with his new dew rag.
Ghetto Pass Member since 2005. Holla at cha boy!
SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[[As the shells rain down on the ground a tear of joy rolls off his cheek. ]]
Hennessy is for getting Crunk. You have to throw down on some OE or XXX for those dog days of the ghetto.
RIGHT ON! i want to go! is this a rooftop event?
LEROY - YEA BABY!!!! THAS WHAS UP!!!!
VX - GURL WE NEED TO ADD THAT TO OUR "PLAN" LEROY WE DEFINITELY NEED A SNIPER MOMENT!!!! FROMTHE ROOF TOP!!!
YEA VX - YOU A TRIP GURL!!!
i forgot about the bums in the fountain! ha!
Figured that I would keep it ghetto. Give them a fighting chance, like fat kid at an all you can eat buffet.
Plus gastas are skurk of heights. Right D?
Video X you can roll mob deep with our crew as long as you are packing something worth spray'n
GURL WE'LL BE ON THE ROOF TOP PICKEN THEM OFF ONE BY ONE!
LEROY JUST SO YOU KNOW MY GURL VX IS IN THE UNIT TOO!!! LMAO!!!!!!! THAS MY HOMEGURL!!!! WE GONE BLOW UP YA BLOG TODAY, OLD G-STYLE!!!
naked. naked rooftop target practice. that's my new thing! it's fun i'm tellin ya!
with fuzzy hats
cuz that's cool. i'm not cool. but that's cool
Ok, Danielle told me to come to this site and check out this post.
All I can say is HOW DARE you guys have all that fun shooting people in D's neighborhood and not invite me.
I have night vision goggles, a flame thrower, a bo staff, and an semi-automatic machine gun. Plus, I can get us fake ID's and passports [snap] like that. We might need to leave the country after the blood bath we create.*
*Disclaimer - I would never actually do this!!!!!!
Or would I???
just kidding.
Really.
hAAAAA!!!! CHERRY GURL!!!
I THINK WE OFFICIALLY CREATED THE D - UNIT!!!
D Unit 4 Life
Yea!!!! L!
I can tell you right now, you guys are sooooo going to corrupt me.
Cherry your already in the unit!!!! we are all about corruption!
you guys would fit in pretty well here, with the sniper trials and all going on. i'll tell the judge to keep a spot open on his docket for you, leroy. but of course i'll testify on your behalf, because i know you're of "upstanding moral fiber" or some BS like that. if you ever decide to go back and do a little sniping in E.C., count me in. i never realized how much white trash was around there until i went back after living here. but, that's nothin' a glock and a nine can't take care of. peace out, g.
That Guy I am with you on the call about taking a second look at EC. You know that I have got your back anytime you rollin back through. Get a hold of me family.
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